Attack of the cookies...

hiya pplz!!!howz u all doin?? i hopez ur all good cause it would be sad if u weren't... ok so anywayz somtin very funny just happened to me so now i will pass it on to u and maybe if we're lucky it'll make u laugh :D
ok so the title is
Attack of the evil cookies...enjoy the story

so our story begins on a nice day after i finally got home from school, little did i know that everything was about to change...dun dun dun...ok so basically I went on messenger and Lori was on so we had a nice little chat then Lori left and miri came on and miri wasn't so happy...U see she broked her ankle in a few places and is stuck at home so I decided to try and make her smile... And so I tried and tried and tried till she said she wasn't so sad bad and not glad(don't get mad get glad!) so she said she wanted some cookies... So I said I would make some for her I said g'night and got up to go upstairs to make her some cookies to cheer her up so I got up and fell over one of the desk chairs(u know the ones with the wheels on the bottom) so I got up and went up stairs to make the cookies got up the stairs without to many difficulty's and went into the kitchen I decided to get out the mixer first so I opened the door to get it out it was almost on the counter when the cat ran under my feet witch sent the mixer flying... The mixer had a nice landing on my foot but my foot wasn't so happy about it... Ok so next I found I lonely stick of margarine(eeeeew transfats) so I put the margarine,sugar,and molasses into the mixer and tried to turn the mixer on but... It wouldn't go on it took me 5 min. To relies that I forgot to plug it in(heehee rnt i so smart) so i plugged it in but forgot to turn it off before i plugged it in so it when on and scared the life outa me and i jumped backwards witch caused me to fall over the stool that had somehow appeared behind me... so after getting up and cleaning up the mess i added the vanilla and eggs without any trouble... then it was time for the flour so in it went i once again couldn't get the mixer to start and realized that i had unplugged it so leaving it on high i plugged it in and of course the flour flew out and got all over everything!!! So I finally cleaned up the mess added some extra flour put in the chocolate chips(and some colorful ones to make um happy!) and surprise surprise the dough was sticky so I stuck it in the fridge! And now I'm gonna go bake the cookies and take a shower(I am now in desperate need of a shower!!) so ya miri now that u know wat i went through for ur cookies hope u enjoy them!! see u after school tomorrow

so good bye and good night to all!! and sweet dreams